Fun With Innuendo All page numbers are from the American edition unless specified otherwise. "Yeh've got to stroke 'em," said Hagrid, as though this was the most obvious thing in the world. "Look-" (113) "You are easily satisfied. Lupin is hardly overtaxing you--" (171) "What are you doing?" said Harry curiously. "How come you're not going to Hogsmeade?" "We've come to give you a bit of festive cheer before we go," said Fred with a mysterious wink. "Come in here..." He nodded toward an empty classroom to the left of the one-eyed statue. Harry followed Fred and George inside. George closed the door quietly and then turned, beaming, to look at Harry. "Early Christmas present for you, Harry," he said. Fred pulled something from his cloak with a flourish... (191) "How come Fred and George never gave it to me!" said Ron, outraged. "I'm their brother!" (198) "Can we have another go? Just one more go?" "Not now," said Lupin firmly. "You've had enough for one night." (242) "Something sliver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wand" (262) The Gryffindor Quiddich team orgy: "That's my boy!" Wood kept yelling. Alicia, Angelina, and Katie had all kissed Harry; Fred had him in a grip so tight Harry felt as though his head would come off. (262) "Tangled together in a many-armed hug, the Gryffindor team sank, yelling hoarsely, back to earth." (312) "Harry had a confused impression of noise and bodies pressing in on him." (312) "Professor Lupin hurled into the room, his face bloodless, his wand raised and ready." (343) Lupin let go of Black and turned to her. She had raised herself off the floor and was pointing at Lupin, wild-eyed. "You-- you--" "Hermione--" "--you and him!" "Hermione, calm down--" "I didn't tell anyone!" Hermione shrieked. "I've been covering up for you--" "Hermione, listen to me, please!" Lupin shouted. "I can explain--" (344) "I'm going to tie him up," said Lupin. "That's all, I swear" (376) "I bound and gagged Black, naturally" (387) "Hermione, what--?" "In here!" Hermione seized Harry's arm and dragged him across the hall to the door of a broom closet; she opened it, pushed him inside among the buckets and mops, then slammed the door behind them. (394) "Hermione's mouth was slightly open by the time Harry had finished." (406) "But Harry could hardly swallow." (418) "Why so miserable, Harry?" he said quietly. "You should be very proud of yourself after last night." (425) "I knew your father very well, both at Hogwarts and later, Harry," he said gently. (427) Feel free to Submit any additions. More HP Innuendo Back to Clockwork-Harlequin.net