M-teki's Fun With Innuendo Page
Has this ever happened to you? You're reading Harry Potter, a supposedly innocent children's series, when you happen upon a line that forces you to desperately stifle an inappropriate giggle, lest nearby people cast disapproving glares in your direction. The aim of this site is to compile these out-of-context, innuendo filled quotes so they may be read in the privacy of one's own home. Thereby eliminating the disapproving glares.
Right now there are only two books up, but eventually I'll get around to the other ones. Operative word being "eventually." Really the individual quote pages are meant to stand alone, but I thought a central "hub" for them might be nice. Thus this page.
Update: 10.6.03 - Added PoA list and links. Also added a couple more submissions to the OotP list. Smutalicious.
The Prisoner of Azkaban Fun-tastic Innuendo List
The Order of the Phoenix Fun-tastic Innuendo List (collaboration with Jack of None)
Other related links of possible interest:
Potter is Not Gay, Says Rowling- A short article containing the quote "She is baffled after gay commentators said her novels are crammed with hints about the young wizard's sexuality." I dunno, it amused me.
Harry Potter Wang- A fellow who enigmatically calls himself "JonJonB" has replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first book. Fun with phallic symbols?
Someone was going to make a GoF innuendo list... If you know where it is, let me know so I can put it up here too.
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