Disclaimer: Every word on the following pages was actually said by my neighbors in the dorm room 521, usually at great volume at around 2 in the morning. That being said, I take no responsibilty for the strong language used herein. This is probably constitutes an invasion of privacy or somesuch, but I don't really care as their exploits are good for a laugh or two. Yes, this page is intended to viciously mock the girls next door; if you actually are one of my loud neighbors (you know who you are), then all I can say is be quieter next time. Oh, and don't have personal conversations in the bathroom as the accoustics in there are fantastic and the entire girls' wing of the floor can hear every word you say. And yes, before you ask, I am cynical and mean-spirited -- at this time of night, at least. Without further ado, click the door above in case you haven't figured that out by now.